Sir Dave, This is a good one. I laughed so hard with all the exam stress. Bye. Ousainou Demba. At 01:34 AM 12/17/99 -0800, you wrote: >Howdy guys, > >Here is something that a friend sent to me and I figured some of you may >like it. It is really funny. > > >Read on!!! > >A husband and wife were traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. >After almost 24 hours on the road, they were too tired to continue. >They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room and planned to sleep for >four hours and get back on the road. When they check out four hours >later, the desk clerk charged them $350. The man exploded and demanded >the reason for such a high price. The clerk told him $350 was the standard >rate. The man asked to speak to the Manager. > >The Manager listened to the man and explained that the hotel had an >Olympic sized pool and a huge conference center, and they featured >spectacular shows available to the clients. "The best entertainers from >New York, Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here," he explained. > >No matter what facility the Manager mentioned, the man replied, "But we >didn't use it!" > > "Well, it was here, so you could have" replied the manager. > > "But we didn't!!" exclaimed the now rather angry man. > >The manager was unmoved, and finally the man gave up and agreed to >pay. He wrote a check and gave it to the manager. The manager was >surprised when he looked at the check. "But sir," he said, >"this check is made out for only $100!" > >"That's right," said the man, "I charged you $250 for sleeping with >my wife." > >"But I didn't!" exclaimed the manager. > >"Well," the man replied, "She was here, and you could have." > > > >Dawda > >@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@ > %% Dawda M.L Singhateh %% > %% Electrical Engineering Dept. %% > %% University of Washington %% > %% Seattle WA %% > %% %% > %% email: [log in to unmask] %% >!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! > > Your Altitude in life, almost always depends on your attitude in life > >+++===+++===+++===+++===+++===+++===+++===+++===+++===+++===+++===+++===+++ ===++ > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > >To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L >Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html > >---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe/subscribe or view archives of postings, go to the Gambia-L Web interface at: http://maelstrom.stjohns.edu/archives/gambia-l.html ----------------------------------------------------------------------------