[ cantatrice Mariah Carey ]
Quando io vide in le television ille parve infantes affamante ubique in le
mundo, io debe plorar.  Io ipse amarea esser magre como isto, ma sin ille
muscas e morto e cosalia.

>>Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
>>world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
>>but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
>>               -- Mariah Carey
>>

[ Miss Alabama in le concurso pro Miss Universo 1994 ]
Question: Si tu poterea viver pro semper, esque tu lo facerea, e proque?
Responsa: Io non viverea pro semper, proque nos non deberea viver pro
semper, proque si nos deberea viver pro semper, alora, nos viverea pro
semper, ma nos non pote viver pro semper, e isto es proque io non viverea
pro semper.

>>Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>>Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live
>>forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we
>>would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not
live forever.
>>               -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
>>

[ Matt Lauer, commentator sur NBC Hodie, le 12 augusto ]
Recercatores ha discoperite que chocolate produce approximente le mesme
reactiones cerebral que marijuana. Le recercatores ha discoperite etiam
altere similaritates inter le duo, ma illes non pote plus rememorar
quales...

>>Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
>>reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered
>>other similarities between the two, but can't remember   what they
>>are.
>>               --Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
>>

[ David Dinkins, burgomaestro de New York City, respondante al accusationes
que ille non pagava su taxas. ]
Io non ha committite un crimine.  Lo que io faceva era que io non
conformava me al lege.
>>I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the
>>law.
>>
>>               -- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering
>>                    accusations that  he failed to pay his taxes.
>>
[ actrice Brooke Shields, durante un intervista pro devenir un portavoce
pro un campania anti-fumar del governamento ]
Fumar occide.  Si vos es occidite, vos ha perdite un parte multo importante
de vostre vita.

>>Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important
>>part of your life.
>>               -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become
>>         spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
>>
[ Winston Bennett, jocator de basketball del Universitate Kentucky ]
Io nunquam habeva un chirurgie major del genu sur alcun altere parte de mi
corpore.

>>I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
>>               -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball
forward
>>
[ Marion Berry, burgomaestro de Washington, DC ]
Con exception del homocidios, Washington ha un del ratas del crimine le
plus basse del pais.

>>Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
the country.
>>               -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
>>
[ Frank Rizzo, ex-chef del policia e burgomaestro de Philadelphia ]
Le stratas in Philadelphia son secur.  Il es solmente le populo qui los
face insecur.

>>The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who
>>make them unsafe.
>>     -- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
>>
[ Philip Streifer, superintendente de scholas, Barrington, Rhode Island ]
Post haber trovate nulle candidatos qualificate pro le position de
principal, le concilio de scholas annuncia con placer extreme le
appunctamento de David Steele al posto.

>>After finding no qualified candidates for the position of
>>principal, the school board is extremely pleased to announce the
>>appointment of David Steele to the post.
>>               -- Philip Streifer, Superintendent of Schools, Barrington,
Rhode Island
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