Jabou,
I didn't laugh out loud, but I chuckled. Thanks for making some of us let go a little. It was good. Let's hope for the best for both the palestinians and Israelis.
Regards,
George.
Jabou Joh <[log in to unmask]> wrote:
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>Subject: Story on an insect......
>>>
>If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee
>
>>>The Englishman:
>>>
>>>Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe
>>>
>>>
>>>The American:
>>>
>>>Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee
>>>
>>>
>>>The Chinese:
>>>
>>>Eats the insect and throws the coffee away
>>>
>>>
>>>The Besieged Palestinian:
>>>
>>>Drinks the coffee and eats the insect
>>>
>>>
>>>The Israeli:
>>>
>>>* Sells the coffee to the Americans and the insect
>to the
>>>
>>>Chinese
>>>
>>>* Screams that his security is in peril
>>>
>>>* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in
>his coffee
>>>
>>>* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the
>Iranians advocate
>>>
>>>attacks with weapons of mass insects
>>>
>>>* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian
>Terrorism; attacks
>>>
>>>on Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the
>Diaspora, the
>>>Exodus
>>>
>>>and Discrimination on Noah's Ark
>>>
>>>* Asks Arafat to immediately stop insects from
>flying in the air
>>>
>>>or landing in coffee cups
>>>
>>>* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses,
>cuts off
>>>
>>>water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes
>civilians, kills or
>>>maims
>>>
>>>anyone in his way
>>>
>>>* Imposes on the Americans more military aid
>>>
>>>* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from
>America to buy
>>>
>>>another cup of coffee
>>>
>>>* Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as
>compensation
>
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