<< King of the Jungle"

     A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went
     out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of
     all jungle animals?"

     The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!

     "Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who
     is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

     The terrified wildebeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far
     the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

     On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who
     is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

     Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his
     trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, making the
     lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The
     elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn
     tortilla and then ambled away.

     The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and
     hollered after the elephant, "Geez, just because you don't know
     the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off!"

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