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awa joeque <[log in to unmask]>
Thu, 12 Oct 2000 10:19:53 GMT
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A friend of mine forwarded this to me this morning.

Enjoy!

ELDERLY COUPLE

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.  They were
standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave come up and
washed the old man overboard.  They searched for days and couldn't find him.
  So the captain sent the old woman back to the shore with the promise that
he would notify her as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old woman got a fax from the boat.  It
read: Mam, sorry to inform you, we found your husband dead at the bottom of
the ocean.  We hauled him up to the deck and attached to his butt was an
oyster and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000...please advise.

The old woman faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap.
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