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Subject: Story on an insect......
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If an Insect Falls in Your Cup of Coffee

>>The Englishman:
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>>Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe
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>>The American:
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>>Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee
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>>The Chinese:
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>>Eats the insect and throws the coffee away
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>>
>>The Besieged Palestinian:
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>>Drinks the coffee and eats the insect
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>>
>>The Israeli:
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>>* Sells the coffee to the Americans and the insect
to the
>>
>>Chinese
>>
>>* Screams that his security is in peril
>>
>>* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in
his coffee
>>
>>* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the
Iranians advocate
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>>attacks with weapons of mass insects
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>>* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian
Terrorism; attacks
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>>on Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the
Diaspora, the
>>Exodus
>>
>>and Discrimination on Noah's Ark
>>
>>* Asks Arafat to immediately stop insects from
flying in the air
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>>or landing in coffee cups
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>>* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses,
cuts off
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>>water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes
civilians, kills or
>>maims
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>>anyone in his way
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>>* Imposes on the Americans more military aid
>>
>>* Demands a 100-year, billion-dollar, loan from
America to buy
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>>another cup of coffee
>>
>>* Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as
compensation

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