Sir Dave,
This is a good one. I laughed so hard with all the exam stress.
Bye.
Ousainou Demba.
At 01:34 AM 12/17/99 -0800, you wrote:
>Howdy guys,
>
>Here is something that a friend sent to me and I figured some of you may
>like it. It is really funny.
>
>
>Read on!!!
>
>A husband and wife were traveling by car from Atlanta to New York.
>After almost 24 hours on the road, they were too tired to continue.
>They stopped at a nice hotel and took a room and planned to sleep for
>four hours and get back on the road. When they check out four hours
>later, the desk clerk charged them $350. The man exploded and demanded
>the reason for such a high price. The clerk told him $350 was the standard
>rate. The man asked to speak to the Manager.
>
>The Manager listened to the man and explained that the hotel had an
>Olympic sized pool and a huge conference center, and they featured
>spectacular shows available to the clients. "The best entertainers from
>New York, Hollywood, and Las Vegas perform here," he explained.
>
>No matter what facility the Manager mentioned, the man replied, "But we
>didn't use it!"
>
> "Well, it was here, so you could have" replied the manager.
>
> "But we didn't!!" exclaimed the now rather angry man.
>
>The manager was unmoved, and finally the man gave up and agreed to
>pay. He wrote a check and gave it to the manager. The manager was
>surprised when he looked at the check. "But sir," he said,
>"this check is made out for only $100!"
>
>"That's right," said the man, "I charged you $250 for sleeping with
>my wife."
>
>"But I didn't!" exclaimed the manager.
>
>"Well," the man replied, "She was here, and you could have."
>
>
>
>Dawda
>
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