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From: [log in to unmask] <[log in to unmask]>
To: ceasar p. <[log in to unmask]>; fanding <[log in to unmask]>; Kevin
<[log in to unmask]>; William <[log in to unmask]>
Date: October 9, 1999 12:16 AM
Subject: Fw: Jerry Springer


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>-----Original Message-----
>From: Mike Beg <[log in to unmask]>
>To: Zafar Syed <[log in to unmask]>; Hal Kelley <[log in to unmask]>;
>Peter Greczmiel <[log in to unmask]>; Cheryl Finn <[log in to unmask]>;
>Pierre A. Dubeau <[log in to unmask]>; Paul Docherty <[log in to unmask]>;
>Kraig Docherty <[log in to unmask]>; Paul DeMelo <[log in to unmask]>; John
>Carrabau <[log in to unmask]>
>Date: Friday, October 08, 1999 8:11 PM
>Subject: Fw: Jerry Springer
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>>>>GUEST APPLICATION FOR THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW
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>>>>Personal Information:
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>>>>Name:______________ Nickname:______________ CBHandle:______________
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>>>>Yore Mama:______________ Yore Daddy (if known):________________
>>>>
>>>>Spouse's Name:_______________
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>>>>Relationship to spouse:
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>>>>___Sister___Brother____Mother____Father___Pet ___Aunt___Uncle___Cousin
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>>>>Occupation:
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>>>>___Unemployed Mechanic ___Gun Show Dealer ___Skinhead
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>>>>Number of Children in Household___ Number that are yours___
>>>>
>>>>Circle Highest Level of Education: 1 2 3 4
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>>>>How Far is Your Mobile Home From a Paved Road? ___1mi. __5 mi. ___
>>>>
>>>>Number of Times You Have Survived a Tornado: ___
>>>>
>>>>Number of Vehicles Owned___ Number on Cement Blocks___
>>>>
>>>>Truck Equipment:
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>>>>___Gun Rack ___Pit Bull ___Spit Cup ___Fuzzy Dice  ___Rebel Flag
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>>>>___Naked Woman Mudflaps ___NWO and/or NRA sticker
>>>>
>>>>Weapons Owned:
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>>>>___Tire Iron ___Pick Handle ___Beer Bottle ___Shotgun
>>>>
>>>>Number of Dogs Owned: ___
>>>>
>>>>Number of Homemade Tattoos: ___
>>>>
>>>>Which of the Following Appliances are in your Front Yard?
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>>>>___Friggerator ___Heatin Stove ___Warsher ___TV ___Freezer
>>>>
>>>>How Many of the Above Appliances Work? ___
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>>>>Fav-o-rite Recreation:
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>>>>___Drinkin ___Cow Chip Throwin ___Possum Huntin
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>>>>___Crawdad Huntin ___Spittin Backy ___Scratchin
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>>>>___Watchin Wrasslin
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>>>>If You Can Read, Which Magazines Do You Prefer?
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>>>>___Soap Opera Digest ___Rifle and Shotgun ___NWA
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>>>>___TV Guide ___National Enquirer ___True Confessions
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>>>>Which Stinks Worse? ___Hogpen ___Outhouse ___Spouse
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>>>>Can You Spell Your Last Name?
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>>>>___Yup ___Nope
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>>>>Can You Remember Your Last Name?
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>>>>___Yup ___Nope
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>>>>Have You Ever Stayed Sober for More Than One Day?
>>>>
>>>>___Yup ___Nope
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>>>>Do You Know Any Words with More Than 4 Letters?
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>>>>___Yup ___Nope
>>>>
>>>>Which is Correct?
>>>>
>>>>___"I Seed Him" or ___"I Seen Him"
>>>>
>>>>How Many Cartons of Cigarettes Do You Smoke a Day? ___
>>>>
>>>>Math Test: How Many Food Stamps Do the Following Cost?
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>>>>___Six Pack ___Ciggies ___Shotgun Shells___Backy___Prostitute
>>>>
>>>>Number of Times You've Seen:
>>>>
>>>>___a UFO ___ Elvis ___Elvis in a UFO
>>>>
>>>>Health Questionaire: Which of the Following Do You Have?
>>>>
>>>>___Head Lice ___B.O. ___Crabs ___Runny Nose ___Boils
>>>>
>>>>Can You Remember the Last Time You Bathed? ___Yup___Nope
>>>>
>>>>Color of Teeth: ___Yellow ___Brown ___Black ___N/A
>>>>
>>>>I hereby swear this is the trooth and sign my "X" on
>>>>
>>>>_________________________, 19_______.
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