If you ever wondered...............
This is the answer.............
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THE PLAN

In the beginning was the plan.

And then came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was completely without substance.

And the darkness was upon the face of the Employees and they spoke amongst
themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinks".

And the Employees went unto their Supervisors, saying "It is a pail of dung
and none may abide the odor thereof".

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying "It is a container of
excrement and it is very strong such that none may abide by it".

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying "It is a vessel of
fertilizer and none may abide its strength".

And the Directors went unto their Executive Directors, saying "It contains
that which helps plant growth and it is very strong".

And the Executive Directors went unto the President , saying "It promotes
growth and is very powerful".

And the President went unto the Board of Directors, saying "This new plan
will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this organization and
these areas in particular".

And the Board of Directors looked upon the plan and saw that it was good and
the plan became Policy.

And this is how shit happens!


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