Thanks Astrid, I enjoyed reading the plan. The "shit" started from the bottom all the way to the 
Board, and not to my surprise, the accept it.

That a good one.

Peace 
King Solomon


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  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: astrid christensen-tasong 
  To: [log in to unmask] 
  Sent: Thursday, June 03, 1999 1:15 PM
  Subject: THE PLAN!!


                    If you ever wondered............... 
        This is the answer............. 
        It's awesome............. 



        THE PLAN 

        In the beginning was the plan. 

        And then came the assumptions. 

        And the assumptions were without form. 

        And the plan was completely without substance. 

        And the darkness was upon the face of the Employees and they spoke amongst 
        themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinks". 

        And the Employees went unto their Supervisors, saying "It is a pail of dung 
        and none may abide the odor thereof". 

        And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying "It is a container of 
        excrement and it is very strong such that none may abide by it". 

        And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying "It is a vessel of 
        fertilizer and none may abide its strength". 

        And the Directors went unto their Executive Directors, saying "It contains 
        that which helps plant growth and it is very strong". 

        And the Executive Directors went unto the President , saying "It promotes 
        growth and is very powerful". 

        And the President went unto the Board of Directors, saying "This new plan 
        will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this organization and 
        these areas in particular". 

        And the Board of Directors looked upon the plan and saw that it was good and 
        the plan became Policy. 

        And this is how shit happens! 
       



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